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Seven Music Duos With Intense Sexual Chemistry

The boy-girl indie rock groups we’re most likely to imagine naked.

By Jessica Gentile

1. Matt & Kim

Status: Unclear
Matt Johnson and Kim Schifino have so much bouncy energy it's hard to believe they're not expending it on each other every night — or perhaps they are, or maybe they're just too tired after performing their hyper-kinetic live shows. They dated in college and then formed a band, but as for now their relationship status remains ambiguous. As as far as platonic (or not) pals go, they're definitely comfortable seeing each other naked, considering they stripped their way through the streets of Times Square in their video for "Lessons Learned."

2. Jenny and Johnny

Status: Sleeping together
Their debut album released earlier this year is called I'm Having Fun Now, and we bet they are. Because let's face it, if you were in a band with Jenny Lewis, you'd be sleeping with her too. (We did vote her the nineteenth sexiest frontwomen in rock after all). Unfortunately for us, Johnathan Rice is the only guy who gets that honor.  But at least we get some twangy folk songs out of their relationship. As far as consolation prizes go, that's not so bad.

3. Mates of State

Status: Married with kids
Kori Gardner and Jason Hammel have been married for nearly a decade and still emanate the sunny optimism of newlyweds. These two are almost as painfully adorable as their music — a hyper cavalcade of synth-pop (pretty much the sonic equivalent of kittens sliding down rainbows). To add to the tweeness, she's even been known to perform while eight months pregnant, no easy feat when you're pounding the keyboards and belting your heart out to a crowd of sweaty (likely single) indie kids. 

4. Beach House

Status: Just friends
Victoria Legrand and Alex Scally are more likely to put each other to sleep rather than you know, actually sleep together. Not that's necessarily a bad thing. It's just that their music is so ethereal and atmospheric, with organ drones and shrouded reverb, that it can almost lull you into unconsciousness. Luckily, Victoria's haunting, Nico-like vocals keep us awake and wanting to hear more from this charmingly spacy duo.

5. Sleigh Bells

Status: Just Friends
As Sleigh Bells, Derek Miller and Alexis Krauss make music that's almost as explosive as their chemistry.  On their debut album Treats, he crafts abrasive beats with amped-up distortion while she playfully coos cheerleader chants and sweet-nothings in her ultra-girly voice. Together they create an aural assault that's about as surprising and seductive as finding out the bookish girl two cubicles down is really into S&M. Yet while they may excel at making boning music, amazingly, they're not boning each other.  We find that hard to believe, especially given how hot Alexis looks wielding a baseball bat in a schoolgirl outfit.

6. She & Him

Status: Married (but not to each other)
More than enough has been written about indie dreamboat Zooey Deschanel's classic come-hither good looks, but she's also a pretty good singer-songwriter. Luckily, guitarist/producer M. Ward brings more than his share of musical talent to the equation. The pair might sing some love-lorn duets (take their cover of Smokey Robinson's "You Really Got a Hold on Me" for instance) but these two are keeping it on a strictly professional level. Zooey's taken after all, married to the equally endearing (or annoying, depending on who you ask) indie dreamboat, Death Cab for Cutie's Ben Gibbard. 

7. Phantogram

Status: Just Friends
Sarah Barthel and Josh Carter have been friends — and only friends — since high school, or so they claim. Regardless of their relationship status, one thing's for certain — their creative partnership has lead to some of the freakiest trip-hop we've heard in a while. (Yes, trip-hop still exists.) The band, which released its first album this year, manages to combine electronic beats with eerie psych-rock reverb in a strangely refreshing way. Let's hope they stay friends, or whatever, for a lot longer.

Comments ( 49 )

Hansard and Irglova? White Stripes are old news I guess, I never imagined Meg White naked, but this topic takes me there, i'm sure she was very loving.

bearman33 commented on Oct 18 10 at 12:25 am

White Stripes was definately the first thing I thought of when I saw this article title.

Amber commented on Oct 18 10 at 12:33 am

what the hell, i thought matt and kim were fucking engaged to each other

Eliza commented on Oct 18 10 at 12:50 am

I guess you could throw Die Antwoord in there too, minus Dj Hi-Tek. That would be a very pale baby.

bearman33 commented on Oct 18 10 at 1:02 am

Are you sure Matt and Kim are just platonic? That's not the impression I've gotten

Vinegar Bend commented on Oct 18 10 at 1:20 am

Matt & Kim dated in college - then broke up. And as for now their status is pretty ambiguous.

mudpie commented on Oct 18 10 at 3:43 am

The Ditty Bops! Abby and Amanda have been a couple for over a decade and play off each other wonderfully.

Matt commented on Oct 18 10 at 7:08 am

Am I the only one who finds Zooey Deschanel to be a pretty lousy singer? And I say that as someone who thinks she's totally cute. I love M. Ward, but She & Him -- meh.

mm commented on Oct 18 10 at 9:27 am

What about The Bird & The Bee ?

Bob commented on Oct 18 10 at 9:57 am

I have to agree @mm zooey is adorable but i never could get into her music

meh commented on Oct 18 10 at 11:16 am

What about Hall and Oats?

Moops commented on Oct 18 10 at 11:17 am

Agree that M. Ward is way too good for Zooey Deschanel. I know she's an Indie darling and all, but since I first saw her in Almost Famous I've wondered what the big deal was about. She's a pretty face, a very pretty one at that, but nothing more.

LM commented on Oct 18 10 at 1:16 pm

Eurythmics anyone?

JJ commented on Oct 18 10 at 1:37 pm

pomplamousse! they're woooonderful

ew commented on Oct 18 10 at 2:14 pm

Hall doesn't like the mustache.

bearman33 commented on Oct 18 10 at 2:19 pm

Nice one, Moops

AD commented on Oct 18 10 at 2:21 pm

The Vaselines, got a new record out. don't know what they look like after 20 years though

kc commented on Oct 18 10 at 3:36 pm

why such a straight set of indie bands?

db commented on Oct 18 10 at 3:43 pm

This does not assure musical competence...

HerpDerp commented on Oct 18 10 at 4:09 pm

Dresden Dolls? Or are they disqualified because a) potentially separated b) already almost naked most of the time?

rm commented on Oct 18 10 at 4:12 pm

I expected Jenny and Johnny, the rest was just a crapshoot...

Lawrence commented on Oct 18 10 at 4:17 pm

The Submarines?

ms commented on Oct 18 10 at 5:40 pm

how do you not include Alison VV Mosshart and James Hince from The Kills? Even though he's married now they are just so hot together!!

ON commented on Oct 18 10 at 7:04 pm

School of Seven Bells

MRI commented on Oct 18 10 at 7:45 pm

over-rated! *clap clap, clapclapcalp*

jac commented on Oct 18 10 at 8:36 pm

LOL @jac

Jinna commented on Oct 18 10 at 9:44 pm

torbin and Amy from stars, pretty much the entire arcade fire...

wooded commented on Oct 18 10 at 11:28 pm

The Ditty Bops. Such a wonderfully cute couple, onstage and off.

Rizz Rustbolt commented on Oct 18 10 at 11:31 pm

No way, no Pompolamoose? Or Dresden Dolls, when they were practically f*cking onstage with a drum set and keyboards? Or even Evelyn Evelyn, which would probably be a freaky sort of incestuous contortionist miracle, but would still be hot?

Denice commented on Oct 18 10 at 11:40 pm

I'm so unhipster, I do not know any of what you speak lol

@femmmefatal commented on Oct 18 10 at 11:46 pm

HOW THE HELL DID THE HANDSOME FURS NOT MAKE IT IN THIS LIST? Dan Boeckner and his wife make uber-sexual music !

RZ commented on Oct 18 10 at 11:53 pm

or Jack White and Alison Mosshart? too hard-hitting for this list? the sexual chemistry makes me uncomfortable...

cattymelt commented on Oct 19 10 at 12:02 am

why isn't the white stripes on here?

alicelovely commented on Oct 19 10 at 12:20 am

I guess you guys have never heard of Handsome Furs.

Ross commented on Oct 19 10 at 1:50 am

I'd be willing to bet Matt & Kim are beyond platonic.

I went to a show of theirs a few weeks ago, two different men proposed to Kim and she told Matt it'd been seven years and basically asked him what he was waiting for.

ddc commented on Oct 19 10 at 1:53 am

The Ting Tings
Ashford & Simpson (kidding!)

Kimberly commented on Oct 19 10 at 5:01 am

Ok, I'm officially the last person on the planet to hear the Sleigh Bells. They are rad. As if I couldn't love Hooksexup any more than I already do. I wish Pitchfork would just enjoy and celebrate music in the manner the editors and writers here do.

Roy Lee Harwell commented on Oct 19 10 at 8:58 am

Wow, incredible. You really did pick some good ones dude.

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Jo Dern commented on Oct 19 10 at 11:51 am

Most "indie" music suxs. It is an outlet for musicians with no musical talent.

kizmiaz commented on Oct 19 10 at 12:08 pm

@kizmiaz
If anything indie musicians have MORE talent. At least more that the mainstream overedited and autotuned musicians...

Highmay commented on Oct 19 10 at 12:31 pm

You guys didn't mention Handsome Furs. They are so married and so all over eachother.

Jet Plane commented on Oct 19 10 at 1:23 pm

Listening to Mates of State is like being stuck on a train with a really drunk person who's fighting with their boyfriend / girlfriend on their cell phone. Somewhere between yelling and just talking waaay too loud. They won't shut up and they have no idea how annoying they are to the other people on the train.

Yes. commented on Oct 19 10 at 1:30 pm

Dresden Dolls

Marc commented on Oct 19 10 at 4:33 pm

Wham!

fabulous commented on Oct 19 10 at 7:13 pm

What about How to Destroy Angels? Trent Reznor and his Mariqueen Maandig. Sure, she's really the only one that sings, and they're not singing about sex, but the music is deep and ethereal, and drives with its rhythm and bass. Exactly what I think about when I think of 'sexy' music. Also, Mariquee's voice is very, very sexy.

JR commented on Oct 19 10 at 8:35 pm

Oh, and when is indie music going back into the indie realm? I'm tired of all this crap on commercials, cuts from Sunday Night Football, and the like. I listen to a lot of 'underground' punk, ska, hardcore, metal, etc, but honestly, this stripped down sound has totally worn me out. I blame Apple commercials.

JR commented on Oct 19 10 at 8:36 pm

yes but what about tegan and sarah? i see how they look at each other.

rubix commented on Oct 20 10 at 1:04 am

Um yeah, Tegan and sarah are sisters.

targo commented on Oct 20 10 at 1:48 am

The Bird and the Bee!!

JSB commented on Oct 20 10 at 2:59 pm

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