Rich Dude Sues An Escort For Not Being Julia Roberts

Robert Brot, a businessman in his mid-50s, thought all his hard work had paid off when he met a Southern redhead with "natural DDD" boobs who needed his money to get back on track. Lindsey De Leon said she was into Brot and the relationship proceeded accordingly... until De Leon started falling tiptoeing back into her previous life.

In a recently-filed lawsuit, Brot alleges that he "loaned" De Leon more than $100,000 to help her act together and that she still owes him most of the money, even though she apparently never signed a contract:

At first, DeLeon did what she knew best -- landing a job as a stripper and doing escort work on the side to pay off her debt to him, Brot said.

A concerned Brot told her that if she married him, he would waive the debt. She replied that she would think about it and agreed in the meantime not to go back into the escort trade, the suit alleges.

But by July, she was selling herself again, he learned. [NY Post]

We can just hear Judge Judy now: "You're suing her, it seems, sir, for not living up to your standards. I'm happy that you have standards, but unless you had an agreement for debt repayment, you're out of luck."

Or something like that. The point is, we're scratching our heads trying to figure out what kind of a case Brot, sympathizing though we are with his heartbreak, could possibly have. After all, what judge is going to believe that a guy gave a woman he loved $100,000 and also expected it paid back?