So, we've been telling you about this teenage girl, Constance McMillen, who caused her prom to be shut down simply for making a terrorist threat going on a…
You know when you’re eighteen and taking your first college fiction class, and a few months in, you really hit your stride? This is some next level shit,…
There are rumors going around that Fred Phelps is a gay American -- rumors that we just made up, of course. Because they're obviously going to be true.…
By Brian Fairbanks on Apr 6th, 2010 | Comments (4)
It's not as random as you think: the annual Dressed To Kilt charity fashion show went on last night, and these two ladies donned two of the more modern…
By James Brady Ryan on Apr 6th, 2010 | Comments (5)
An environmental campaign in Calgary has a new commercial in which a bunch of Canadians pee all over the place. Men peeing, women peeing, white collar,…
We're glad that, just because she's disappeared off the face of the earth following a public announcement that she's quitting music, Lily Allen hasn't…
By Brian Fairbanks on Apr 6th, 2010 | Comments (2)
We're so busy inputting all day with our technology, sometimes we forget to plug our "plugs" into your sockets. John Corbett met his girlfriend of eight…
By Brian Fairbanks on Apr 6th, 2010 | Comments (5)
I'm sorry, but this is exactly why I hate a cappella. In fact, when I graduated college, I vowed never to listen to a cappella again, and the idea that I…
By James Brady Ryan on Apr 5th, 2010 | Comments (8)
This feels like a very short iPhone-centric horror film. Everything starts out normal, and then slowly devolves into frightening, inhuman madness. Like…
By James Brady Ryan on Apr 5th, 2010 | Comments (2)
And by "weird" I don't mean, like, people with odd features or bad teeth. You can put lipstick on a crime against nature (and they do!), but it's still a…
By James Brady Ryan on Apr 5th, 2010 | Comments (4)
Thanks a lot, Apple. You don't approve any of the porn apps -- including the iBoob -- that we loved so much, but you'll approve this? Sorry, Sex Is Fun, we…
By Brian Fairbanks on Apr 5th, 2010 | Comments (1)
The newest season of Dr. Who just started, and that means a new Doctor in the British Sci-fi drama. But luckily the Doc's lovely Companion Amy Pond is…
Faster than a speeding bullet, or at least a Peruvian jaguar (but still slower than a dirty gutterpunk working a bike messenger job), it's semen! No one…
By Brian Fairbanks on Apr 5th, 2010 | Comments (6)
Despite the fact that the Monster Garage host checked himself into the same facility that his wife starred in for the film 28 Days (not to be confused…
With all the controversy and misdemeanors for public nudity that singer/activist Erykah Badu has rained down for her latest music video "Window Seat" about…
Axl Rose fell on his ass in Bogota, Colombia. This made headlines because instead of getting mad and storming off the stage, he smiled at the audience, sat…
By Brian Fairbanks on Apr 5th, 2010 | Comments (1)
Before I begin, I'd like to state for the record that: 1) this sandwich is horrendous and 2) I would eat it if given the chance. That being said, I'm not…
By James Brady Ryan on Apr 5th, 2010 | Comments (1)