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Carly Fiorina's Political Attack Ad Is Old-School Bananas

By James Brady Ryan on Feb 3rd, 2010  |  Comments (4)

sheep

Demon sheep! DEMON SHEEP! Holy Christ, kill it with fire!

At least, that was the message I got from this, besides the fact that Fiorina's ad team needs to be responsible for every political ad ever made in the future. The ad - which attacks her follow Republican Tom Campbell for being a fake fiscal conservative and a real possessed farm animal - starts out weird and then goes way off the reservation, ending up with a climactic scene that inspired me to start work on a horror movie about a serial killer who is also a furry (working title: Slaughter House). I won't spoil anymore for you. Just watch it:

People of California, watch out: Tom Campbell will try and yiff with you.

Comments ( 4 )

If you turn the sound off it looks like a David Lynch film.
TwL commented on Feb 03 10 at 6:31 pm
well i don't know about yall, but i'm now convinced tom campbell is the antichrist
letsgomathias commented on Feb 03 10 at 6:37 pm
lol that sheep with the red eyes made me crack up
ON commented on Feb 03 10 at 9:05 pm
Sheep? I fucking hate sheep. My dad was a sheep farmer. He had literally hundreds of the fuckers. They smell bad, they carry ticks (I hate fucking ticks too, especially the really big ones), and their little pointy feet hurt like hell when they step on your toes. On the other hand, they taste nice when cooked properly (the sheep, silly, not the ticks). I think it's probably Fiorina who is the Antichrist, if that title hasn't already been reserved for Meg(alomaniac) Whitman.
Geebee commented on Feb 03 10 at 9:30 pm

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