When it comes to fetishes, I'm pretty vanilla. I'm not into toe sucking, toe licking, being whipped, beaten, choked, donkey punched, being pierced by large needles in strange places. I don't get off on latex, being watched or watching others, orgies sound more like a huge collection of germs than a good time and people with stumps do not turn me on. F*ck me in the ass and I'm happy. But not everyone is so easily satisfied...
I saw an ad on craigslist recently in the "strictly platonic" section (because we all know how well that rule sticks) from a man looking for women with medium to long hair who would be willing to let him wash their hair and nothing else. And he's willing to pay! I'm imagining a new kind of hair salon here where women and men go in and get paid to have their hair washed by people with kinky hair washing fetishes.
My curiosity got the better of me and I decided to go on a search of various sexual fetishes to see how weird some of these get. Strap in, or strap on, it might get bumpy.
Things that turn some people on, in no specific order:
Vorarephilia - eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece
Vomerophilia - being attracted to VOMIT
Hybristophilia - criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes
Coprophilia - Poop play
Diaperism - attraction to diapers or people wearing diapers
Frotteurism - rubbing against a non-consenting person
Apotemnophilia - being an amputee
Lactaphilia - attraction to human breast milk
Mammaphilia - female breasts (.....)
Ondinism - pee play
Peodeiktophilia - exposing one's penis in public or non-consenting person
And then it gets really weird. There are sites dedicated to:
- Trampling (women walking over men, usually in heels)
- Girls eating sandwiches
- Gut flopping (use your imagination)
- Girls sneezing
- Crippled women
And don't get me started on Objectum Sexuals, or people who are in intimate, emotional, sexual relationships with inanimate objects.