Ah, the penis. They come in all shapes and sizes. They can cause hours of entertainment, as well as hours of frustration. Some are friendly and open-minded, others are more aggressive and outspoken. Some bend at the slightest touch, while others can balance a stack of books. Love 'em or hate 'em, the penis is a mighty tool, if used correctly.
The Frisky recently had an amusing article, highlighting the Top Ten Most Common Varieties of Human Penis. Everything from the Thumbkin' ('Small and opposable, it proves remarkably useful') to The Elephant Trunk (It hangs down to the ground, which makes picking things up an impressive feati) and we can't forget the always fun, The Frankfurter ('Not too big, not too small, the standard size fits perfectly in a variety of ovens').
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