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Back by popular demand.... I take your confessions, and turn them into comedy gold.
I used to have a friend in college with the blondest hair I'd ever seen.
When you blog about sex and relationships, people tend to look to you as some sort of 'guru'.
Most men don’t need a specific position, or permutation in order to climax. Just sufficient invigoration and we’re off to the races. A lot of women however have a defined formula to get them where they wanna go, and once you’ve found this formula, this becomes the finish line for – ‘relationship sex’.
Sunday I received an irate note in my Hooksexup inbox simply stating..
I don't mind being single.
Was talking to a friend that says he has 'sex' with his girlfriend who lives in Europe through ichat.
The following is a touching photo-essay of me recounting to my brother the odd transpirings of a 'blind date' I'd been on... Click em' to make em' bigger... just like a penis.
As you may know by now, I like to come up with "interesting" sexual scenarios, and decide which ones I'd rather take part in if I was FORCED to... So I put it to you good people in a tasteful piece I like to call.. WOULDJARATHER!!
For fun, I like to come up with "interesting" sexual scenarios, and decide which ones I'd rather take part in if I was FORCED to... so today I put them to YOU in a little piece I like to call.... WOULDJARATHER !!
Anyone who answers yes to more than 10 of these questions wins a free T-shirt.
The following is a recounting of an interesting date I went on a while ago - pre girlfriend.
I've never been a big fan of the whole 'new years' tabula rasa gestalt. Personally, I like to make my resolutions during the summer when it is warmer. Still, here it is - New Years Day, and I'm in need of a subject for today's posting, so I'll go with it.
I can do the Cosby dance... I'm an expert at it, but I never learned the fox trot. I used to hang with these total guidos in highschool that were all amazing hoofers, still, although I appreciated their agility I stuck to my guns and perfected 'the cosby'.
Everything in life, all we hold dear to our hearts, the totality of mankind, EVERYTHING is based on lies. Flat out lies. Not mamby pamby bending of truths, and ‘bobbing and weaving’, but completely unadulterated lies.
When it comes to sex, I find taking part in it once or twice a week is more than sufficient - especially if I’m in a long term relationship.
For this Friday's Blooger Doodle, I thought I'd take a break from drawing us and draw some selected readers... Now of course I don't know what you actually LOOK like - save one of you - but I didn't let that stop me... You probably all look absolutely nothing like these, and are ravishingly gorgeous..!
For those of you that haven't caught on yet, I was a bit of a geek in High School. Strike that – ringing affirmative I was a complete and total geek. Not a nerd mind you - as nerds actually did well in math and shit like that - no I was a geek.
As there's been a lot of discussion over at Amboabe's and Fishnet's stations lately about the way men and women approach each other predatorily and otherwise and all these shaky perceptions we all seem to have as far as 'rates of success' in dating/sex/love are concerned. I figured it might be interesting to share with you some letters I'VE received from women, when I was still using the Hooksexup personals. Unfortunately for this blog entry, I actually deleted most of my mailbox, but it does give a general sense that there's really not too much of a difference gender-wise in the way we reach out to each other....
In my experience, I find most people are easily categorized.
Yeah.. you know what time it is!!! BLOGGA-DOODLE-DOO!!!!!
...and always remember to click on em and make em' grow... just like a penis.
Cyber-sex… I’m a fan.
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