March 2009 - Posts

• Date Machine: Is size everything?

  Posted by airheadgenius

  I like big men. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 31 2009, 03:04 PM with 12 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, airheadgenius, trader joes, manly, girlie girls, big men, new man, whore in the bedroom

• Date Machine: Are You My Girlfriend Now?

  Posted by amboabe

  How long do you have to date someone before you can start calling them your girlfriend or boyfriend? Is it even something you have to worry about asking? Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 31 2009, 02:37 AM with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, date machine, boyfriend, amboabe, girlfriend, confession, are you my girlfriend: placard, how soon, titles

• Date Machine: Youporn, King Dong and Jizz volume. Oh yes indeedy.

  Posted by airheadgenius

  I have a morbid fascination with youporn. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 29 2009, 11:40 AM with 17 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, big dick, airheadgenius, bukkake, youporn, cum, king dong, 12" dick, don king

• Sex Machine: SPIT or SWALLOW?

  Posted by zeitgeisty

  Spit or Swallow? Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 27 2009, 02:29 PM with 19 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, zeitgeisty, spit or swallow?

• Date Machine: Women are CRUEL... plus throbbage

  Posted by zeitgeisty

  I’ve never really gone in for ‘dumping’ people on their ass. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 26 2009, 02:22 PM with 25 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, zeitgeisty, women are crueler than men, men Vs. Women, celebrities photos, why are women so cruel?

• Date Machine: Prostitutes - Yay or nay?

  Posted by airheadgenius

  I have an email buddy who has mentioned a couple times in our correspondence that he uses prostitutes and escorts. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 26 2009, 11:26 AM with 14 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, airheadgenius, getting laid, prostitutes, escorts, The Voice, paying for sex, call girls

• PDA Machine: Making Out in a Bar

  Posted by amboabe

  I haven't been able to post very much this week. I've been covering a big conference for my day job and have been swamped from the time my alarm sounds until the time I turn the bedside lamp off before collapsing into sleep somewhere after midnight. The world starts to look a lot different when it's dark and you're still doing something work-related, especially when there is a superficial veneer of the social laid on top.   Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 26 2009, 04:51 AM with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, date machine, amboabe, san francisco, PDA machine, james Carville, sex in a taxi, making out in a bar, the war room

• Date Machine: My thoughts on dating OLDER WOMEN...plus throbbage.

  Posted by zeitgeisty

  Last night I was watching ‘Gloria’ the Cassavetes film starring Gena Rowlands, about an aging ex-moll who protects a little kid from the mob. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 24 2009, 02:20 PM with 8 comment(s) Filed under: zeitgeisty, dadte machine, the differences between dating older and younger women, the upside to dating older women, celebrity photos of gena rowlands, john cassavetes was a genius and Gloria was a masterpiece

• Date Machine: The female Orgasm, or come together, right now, over me.

  Posted by airheadgenius

  To quote John Lennon. For the duration of this post, "come" will represent "cum". I don't mess with cum, as a written word anyway, for the same reason that I have never felt the need to write luv or to draw a heart in place of a dot above my i. Work with me here... Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 24 2009, 09:55 AM with 13 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, airheadgenius, cunnilingus, female orgasm, faking orgasm, john lennon, coming together, the rabbit vibrator

• Sex Machine: The Cake is a Lie, or Does My Butt Show When I Walk?

  Posted by amboabe

  I had a pressing need to venture into the heart of the suburbs this weekend to find a Target. I rode BART to the end of the line in Richmond. I had never been out that way but my roommate told me that all my retail needs would be taken care of in that mythic borderland where the city meets the suburban wastes.     Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 24 2009, 01:24 AM with 6 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, date machine, sex machine, amboabe, fresno, bart, black eye, lascivious, target, suburbs, Richmond, lewd, second grade, butt showing

• Date Machine: Fabulous at 40 - the reprise.

  Posted by airheadgenius

  It was my birthday yesterday. I turned 40. Those of you paying attention will know that this is not for the first time. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 23 2009, 11:08 AM with 11 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, airheadgenius, Greek God, birthdayl aruba, NBA, fabulous at 40, incredible body, 12", gay man, average man

• Sex Machine: The psychology of the FEMALE ORGASM: "The PLEASURE PRINCIPLE"..plus throbbage.

  Posted by zeitgeisty

  The Female ORGASM. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 23 2009, 10:44 AM with 27 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, date machine, zeitgeisty, the pleasure principle, the new york times pleasure principle, the psychology of the female orgasm, the dove girls naked, responsibility for your own orgasm

• Obituary Machine: Natasha Richardson, or Smoking Cigarettes on the Roof

  Posted by amboabe

  The first thing I heard on my alarm radio this morning was that Natasha Richardson had died of complications from a skiing accident. I had been asleep for five hours and it was still dark outside when the blare of the radio announcer reported her death. From that morose news he transitioned seamlessly into The Supremes.   Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 20 2009, 02:07 AM with 9 comment(s) Filed under: sex, Hooksexup, date machine, amboabe, death, cold, smoking cigarettes on the roof, Natasha Richardson, grandma, sake

• Personals Drama: Slim, petite or average?

  Posted by airheadgenius

  This has been talked about before (quite possibly by me since I have a bad memory), but I heard a new take on the body size/descriptions recently. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 19 2009, 09:30 PM with 13 comment(s) Filed under: slim, petite, body size, average, chubby chicks, athletic, couch potato, e-type jag

• Love Machine: Throwing Punches, or Get Your Hands Off of My Woman

  Posted by amboabe

  There's something deeply territorial about being in a relationship. I went out to a bar with a woman I had been seeing last year. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back there was a tubby guy in his late thirties sitting in my seat trying to make conversation with her.   Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 19 2009, 02:16 AM with 13 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, date machine, brad pitt, amboabe, love machine, fight club, vulnerability, punch, fights, bar, fighting over women

• Date Night: The Most Expensive Date I've Ever Been On

  Posted by amboabe

  When I worked in the movie industry, flirting on the phone was a daily phenomenon. Rolling calls, confirming meetings, setting up auditions; my routine was punctuated by suggestive little conversations with women I'd never met.   Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 18 2009, 02:17 AM with 9 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, date machine, amboabe, first date, date night, confession, picking up the check, sushi, who pays, flirting at work, most expensive date, dinner

• Sex Machine: Monogamy is for Losers

  Posted by amboabe

  I was arguing with my friend S at a bar this weekend when I found myself blurting out, "I could be in an open relationship." I wasn't expecting that statement to come storming out of my mouth. It's something that sounds like it could be true. But I'm not really sure if I could manage it without imploding.  Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 17 2009, 12:53 AM with 8 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, date machine, sex machine, amboabe, dog, cheating, parents, christmas, jealousy, short bus, polyamorous, loss, monogamy

• Date Machine: Losing momentum

  Posted by airheadgenius

  Did you ever try and make a date only to have to cancel, or they have to cancel, or there's some major snow storm or other natural disaster, or.... whatever it might be? Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 16 2009, 09:47 PM with 7 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, airheadgenius, first date date, making excuses, terence trent darby, fate, losing momentum

• Sex Machine: I'm Not That Kind of Girl

  Posted by amboabe

  I've never had sex with anyone I've met online. Almost every internet date I've had has been an intellectual experiment, trying to build something visceral and sordid from the personality bric-a-brac of an online profile. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 15 2009, 10:59 PM with 8 comment(s) Filed under: sex, Hooksexup, sex machine, amboabe, online dating, instinct, stereotypes, risk, taking chances, not that kind of girl, good girl, sex on the first date

• Date Machine: HAIR - does it make a difference? Plus throbbage

  Posted by zeitgeisty

  I used to have a friend in college with the blondest hair I'd ever seen. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 15 2009, 04:48 PM with 17 comment(s) Filed under: humor, Hooksexup, date machine, zeitgeisty, hair and sex, hairstyles of the 1990s, how important is hair when choosing a partner, photos of matt and kim

• Date Machine: How do you get ready for a first date?

  Posted by airheadgenius

  What do you wear on a first date? Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 15 2009, 09:21 AM with 9 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, airheadgenius, lie to me, sexy schoolgirl, tim roth, getting ready for a date, cute outfit, feminine

• Sex Machine: Zeitgeisty SEX TIPS for DUMMIES!!... plus the throb

  Posted by zeitgeisty

  When you blog about sex and relationships, people tend to look to you as some sort of 'guru'. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 13 2009, 01:48 PM with 5 comment(s) Filed under: humor, Hooksexup, zeitgeisty, the daily throb, date machine humor, sex tips for nerds, sex tips for morons, sex advice for dummies

• Date Machine: Civil War and Sex on a Toliet

  Posted by amboabe

  On Wednesday the US Ambassador to Madagascar said the country was "on the verge of civil war." He encouraged his staff and any other westerners in the country to evacuate while commercial flights were still available. Over the last several months protest and violence have been ebbing and flowing, led by the Mayor of Antananarivo's claims of corruption and fascism against the sitting government of Marc Ravolmanana. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 13 2009, 01:37 AM with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex, Hooksexup, date machine, amboabe, china, chengdu, confession, madagascar, goodbye, civil war, broken toilet, hotel, teaching, sex on the toilet, borders

• Date Machine: I need you.

  Posted by airheadgenius

  (I write a bunch of blog posts in one go and then nothing for days. Store the buggers in me gmail. I honestly have no idea if i've posted this one before or not. Forgive my poor addled brain - it is rare for me to get more than 5 hours sleep and I don't function well below 8. Pity the poor single mother, for she is exhausted)     Brace yourself, Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 12 2009, 09:39 PM with 10 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, airheadgenius, need, britain verus america, eddie izzard, want

• Date Machine: Living Like A Bachelor

  Posted by amboabe

  I recently moved in with two women after living alone for more than a year. Going through the process has made me realize how low my standards are for food and neatness. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 12 2009, 01:52 AM with 8 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, relationships, date machine, amboabe, bachelor, food, spuds mckenzie, sloth, essential critic, potato chips, lifestyle, bud light

• Date Machine: Love, heartache or just another real estate opportunity?

  Posted by airheadgenius

  Many years ago Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 10 2009, 05:19 PM with 12 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, airheadgenius, rent stabilised, living together, the village, shacking up, real estate opportunity, manhattan

• Date Machine: PATTERNS in RELATIONSHIPS - slight edit... are they a MYTH??...plus throb

  Posted by zeitgeisty

  I’ve always been a bit dubious when people start prattling on about ‘patterns’ they fall into concerning their relationships. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 10 2009, 02:32 PM with 10 comment(s) Filed under: zeitgeisty, the daily throb, dadte machine, the myth of sysyphus, the myth of patterns in how we deal with others, huffington post sophie keller, sophie keller how happy is...how to deal with life's obstacles, erin burnett sex tape, looking for patterns in our relationships

• Sex Machine: Chest Hair, or the Shaved Eunuch

  Posted by amboabe

  My dad grew a beard when he was in his mid-twenties. I used to look at old pictures of him when I was growing up and imagine one day filling out a body that was similar to his. I expected a bushy mustache as if it were a birthright. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 10 2009, 02:24 AM with 3 comment(s) Filed under: dating, Hooksexup, date machine, love, amboabe, chest hair, tom jones, mustache

• Date Machine: LOVE in the time of RECESSION - slight edit...plus the throb..

  Posted by zeitgeisty

  I tell you, I'm afraid to watch the news anymore. Each new day seems to bring more and more distressing news related to the spiraling economy and it scares me shit-less. The thing is, as we grow increasingly frightened about the state of our tenuous financial stability, I’m wondering what the subsequent fallout will be as far as our relationships are concerned.  Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 09 2009, 03:41 PM with 8 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, zeitgeisty, the daily throb, sex and thre recession, how this economy is affecting our relationsips, love in the time of recession, staying together for the rent, nude photos of leelee sobieski

• Date Machine: Macho Voce, or Women Who Sound Like Men

  Posted by amboabe

  A few months ago I emailed a woman who I thought was very pretty. She was blonde and wore scarves. In one picture she was dancing in a turquoise dress, twirling towards the camera with a grin, her face flushed and ruddy. She reminded me of Meryl Streep, simultaneously firm and fragile, lovely and unapologetic. Read More... + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT Posted Mar 09 2009, 01:57 AM with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Hooksexup, date machine, amboabe, online dating, saturday night live, body image, Meryl Streep, women who sound like men, macho voce, manly voice