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• Sex Machine: The Kink In My Hair (and other weird fetishes)

  When it comes to fetishes, I'm pretty vanilla. I'm not into toe sucking, toe licking, being whipped, beaten, choked, donkey punched, being pierced by large needles in strange places. I don't get off on latex, being watched or watching others, orgies sound more like a huge collection of germs than a good time and people with stumps do not turn me on. F*ck me in the ass and I'm happy. But not everyone is so easily satisfied... Read More... Posted Feb 09 2009, 11:38 AM by spjv840 with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex, penis, men, spjv840, sex machine, fetish, breasts, boobs, kinky, donkey punch, inanimate objects, diapers, weird, breast milk, stumps, gut flopping, girls eating sandwiches, poop play, pee play, golden shower, trampling, sneezing, objectum sexuals

• Sex Machine: Bigger Isn't Always Better

  I once dated a man who had a very large urethra opening. Read More... Posted Jan 28 2009, 08:52 AM by spjv840 with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: sex, penis, men, spjv840, sex machine, urethra, big urethra opening, urethra opening

• Sex Machine: Drunk Men Do It.....Better?

  It figures this survey would come out a week after I decide to give up booze for good. Read More... Posted Jan 26 2009, 08:22 AM by spjv840 with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: sex, women, men, spjv840, drinking, sex machine, drunk, alcohol, erectile dysfunction, survey, inhibitions, drunk men, ED, booze, sober, penis problems, being sober, Australian, beer

• Sex Machine: Coming Too Soon - Normal or Just Another Reason For Some to B*tch?

  Some women get mad when their partners come too quickly. I think "coming too quickly" is another reason for bitchy women to bitch at their men. Read More... Posted Jan 14 2009, 10:51 AM by spjv840 with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, women, men, spjv840, sex machine, long sex, quick sex, normal, coming too soon, all-nighters, bitchy women, premature ejaculation

• Sex Machine: Jack Off Of All Trades

  I'm bored with my masturbation routine. Read More... Posted Jan 06 2009, 01:40 PM by spjv840 with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: masturbation, date machine, women, men, spjv840, sex machine, pussy, paris, jacking off, self-lovin, masturbation terms

• Sex Machine: Artists' and their Models

  I used to be an art model.. Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 03:28 PM by spjv840 with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, spjv840, sex machine, modeling, casual sex, prop room sex, art model, random sex, artist, artists model, posing

• Sex Machine: Real Sex VS Anal/Oral Sex (A Reader Survey)

  It's never truly the holidays without a little sex talk around the table. Read More... Posted Dec 29 2008, 01:30 PM by spjv840 with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, anal, spjv840, sex machine, oral sex, real sex vs anal sex

• Hooksexup Machine - How I Love Thee And Your Beautiful People

  Hooksexup has some of the most beautiful people you'll find on a personals site. Read More... Posted Dec 23 2008, 08:50 AM by spjv840 with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: dating, Hooksexup, date machine, online personals, men, spjv840, vin diesel, beautiful people, womenn, personals site

• Sex Machine: I F*ck On The First Date

  And if I don't, I at least try to have a hardcore makeout session. Read More... Posted Dec 17 2008, 03:50 PM by spjv840 with | with 12 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, boobies, spjv840, sex machine, first date sex, dates, making out, waiting

• Sex Machine: Mmmm...Morning Wood

  I've actually met men and women who don't like morning sex.This boggles the mind. Read More... Posted Dec 11 2008, 10:42 AM by spjv840 with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, penis, men, spjv840, sex machine, oral sex, erections, morning wood, morningwood the band, morning sex, morning sex rules

• Sex Machine: Hot Robot Sex

  So this guy in Japan has built a real life robot and named her Aiko. She's pretty hot, for a robot, she knows the her creator's favorite drink, she'll slap you if you grab her robot tittyand she can be programmed to have orgasms. She also cleans house. Video after the jump. Read More... Posted Dec 10 2008, 01:49 PM by spjv840 with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, men, spjv840, sex machine, robots, robot sex, doll, le trung, aiko

• Date Machine: Surviving the Holi-Daze

  I'm sure I don't have to tell you this, but I don't like Christmas. I try not to celebrate any holiday, mostly because I just don't care. I'm not Christian, Jesus doesn't mean anything to me except for the odd times I try to wonder what kind of lay he was. (Come on, it's Jesus! He had to be great - alas, he is not the reason for my season.) With that said, I always tend to find myself with men whose family Christmas means something. Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 10:34 AM by spjv840 with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: dating, date machine, spjv840, break ups, christmas, xmas, holidaze

• Sex Machine: Sex Without A Condom Is So Much Better

  I'll be honest, since everyone loves honesty. I cannot stand condoms. This is nothing new, obviously. Few people actually like condoms, but still use them because of the importance of safe sex and unwanted pregnancies. Read More... Posted Dec 05 2008, 10:34 AM by spjv840 with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, penis, men, spjv840, sex machine, safe sex, one night stand-night stands, unsafe sex, james dean, STDs, condoms, sex without condoms

• Sex Machine: It's Not Cheating If...? A Reader Survey

  "It's not cheating if it's with someone you're supposed to be with" Read More... Posted Nov 28 2008, 01:50 PM by spjv840 with | with 12 comment(s) Filed under: sex, relationships, date machine, spjv840, sex machine, facebook, hook ups, infidelity, cheating, daniel craig

• Hooksexup Confessions: Sometimes the Truth Hurts

  "im a slut." Read More... Posted Nov 24 2008, 11:22 AM by spjv840 with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: confessions, date machine, women, men, spjv840, Hooksexup confessions, herpes, sienna miller, douchebag, settling

• Date Machine: Hooking Up Via Facebook and A Reader Survey

  I can honestly say that I have not been satisfied by my Facebook hook ups. Fellow Hooksexup readers/writers - Have you had successful facebook hook ups? Horrible encounters? Were they with strangers or old high school classmates/friends?  Would you do it again or have you learned your lesson?  Read More... Posted Nov 19 2008, 02:04 PM by spjv840 with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: dating, sex, relationships, date machine, men, spjv840, bad sex experiences, bad sex, facebook, social networking, high school, hooking up, crushes, married men, hugh jackman

• Hooksexup Confessions: Celebrity Threesomes

  The Hooksexup Confession of the Day is: "I want to be in a three way with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert."  Who would you choose, readers? If I had to choose two celebrities to have a threesome with, those would probably be my choices as well. But since this anonymous confessor already chose them, I'll go with my next two choices: Read More... Posted Nov 14 2008, 11:32 AM by spjv840 with | with 25 comment(s) Filed under: sex, celebrities, spjv840, vincent gallo, jason statham, Hooksexup confessions, johnny depp, orgy, winona ryder, vin diesel, christina ricci, threeway, threesomes

• Hooksexup Confessions: The Man Edition

  "Is the human penis so strange?" This was clearly submitted by a man. Read More... Posted Nov 12 2008, 02:30 PM by spjv840 with | with 10 comment(s) Filed under: confessions, sex, date machine, penis, men, spjv840, Hooksexup confessions, hipsters, aging hipsters, anna nicole smith, tighty whities, briefs, american apparel

• Sex Machine: Your First Time (A Reader Survey)

  What do you remember from the first time you had sex? Who was it with? How old were you? If you're female, was it painful? If you're male, do you remember the girl complaining about it being painful? How long did you wait until you had sex again after that? Was it "special" and "meaningful" or was it just sex at the time? Did anything awkward happen (besides the whole natural awkwardness of first time sex, like pre-mature ejaculation, etc)? Read More... Posted Nov 07 2008, 07:54 AM by spjv840 with | with 17 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, spjv840, sex machine, gymnastics, awkward, virginity, first time

• Love Machine: I'm Not The Marrying Kind.....Or Am I?

  I'm in this really weird state of mind. I spent the last couple weeks stressing over the fact that I might be pregnant. I've been pregnant before so I know what it feels like. Airheadgenius' post about pregnancy made me want to write a whole post about the subject but then I decided not to get into it. People would surely start spewing their political bullshit and quite frankly I have no interest in hearing it. Read More... Posted Nov 05 2008, 11:12 AM by spjv840 with | with 13 comment(s) Filed under: dating, relationships, love, women, spjv840, love machine, marriage, elope, pregnancy

• Hooksexup Confessions: The Karma's A B*tch Edition

  Some of the confessions lately are seriously angry confessions, full of bile and hurt. "You chose her over me. And now that I've heard it's all crashing down, I can't help but smile to myself...Karma's a bitch, ain't it? :-)" Sure, it's great to be happy when you hear that the person who broke your heart is now on the otherside of the fence, but what does that say about you? That you and I would probably get along GREAT. No, but really. Is revenge karma really that great??? Ok....damnit, yes it is! Read More... Posted Oct 30 2008, 10:00 AM by spjv840 with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: confessions, sex, relationships, date machine, men, spjv840, Hooksexup confessions, revenge, manipulation, karma

• Sex Machine: Going Down Do's and Don'ts

  Ahhh, oral sex. Giving it, receiving it, doesn't matter - It's one of life's little joys. It's good to know some basic do's and don'ts when it comes to going down. Do Make Eye Contact Whether you're giving or receiving, making eye contact with your partner is a huge turn on. It shows that you're connected - not in the "Big Brother" "I really feel like we have a connection even though we're both competing for a million bucks" connection, but the "I am here, you are here, and we are having incredible sex right now" connection. It's also a great way to tell if you're both into it. If you keep your eyes closed tight during the whole thing, you might come off as a "God I can't wait for this to be over" prude. Read More... Posted Oct 29 2008, 09:22 AM by spjv840 with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: dating, sex, date machine, penis, women, spjv840, sex machine, vincent gallo, oral sex, angelina jolie, licking, lips, going down, humour, vagina, billboards

• Hooksexup Confessions: Why Can't We Be Friends?

  Maybe this first confession wasn't about someone contacting an ex and trying to be friends, but for some reason that's how I read it and understood it. (correct me if I'm wrong) "I didn't contact you to stir up trouble. I wanted to try to be the friends you always said we were." I was only ever able to be friends with one ex. Read More... Posted Oct 27 2008, 09:07 AM by spjv840 with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: date machine, spjv840, Hooksexup confessions, drew barrymore, exes, friendship, miss b, break ups, lets be friends, adam sandler

• Hooksexup Confessions: Analyzing "I Love You" and Other Recent Confessions

  DM has been pretty dead lately, so I decided to take a look at some recent confessions that you Hooksexup daters have submitted. There's quite a few good confessions out there lately.  "When I called you just to tell you that I love you, it would have been nice if you had said you loved me too." This first confession really made me feel for you. I've been on both sides of the 'I love you' non-return and it's a sticky game. Read More... Posted Oct 24 2008, 09:56 AM by spjv840 with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: dating, Hooksexup, relationships, date machine, brad pitt, love, spjv840, porn, lesbian, Hooksexup confessions, i love you, recent confessions, nasty porn

• Hooksexup Confessions: I Know You Have A Girlfriend But You Feel So Good In Me

  "I know, I know, you have a boyfriend and it was wrong for me to kiss you, but in that moment, there was nothing more that I wanted than your kiss. And I know you wanted it too." Summer 2007 was an interesting one for me. I had discovered a new person inside me (usually every other night) and I enjoyed myself. I didn't question anything - if it felt right, I did it, no matter what the consequences might be. I was still using the excuse of getting over a bad break up with Dream Boy, so it was a green light on whatever, or more correctly, whoever I wanted. Read More... Posted Oct 20 2008, 07:49 AM by spjv840 with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: sex, relationships, date machine, men, spjv840, French, Hooksexup confessions, unfaithful, cheating, womenmen, hot, making out

• Hooksexup Confessions: Letting Go and The Top 5 Movie Break Ups

  The confession of the day is: "I asked my therapist why you haven't been in touch. He said I should try doing more than hitting the refresh button on my e-mail." That seems like a pretty snarky thing for a therapist to say. If my therapist said something like that to me, I'd be looking through the yellow pages for a new therapist. Although, if you're going to take advice from anyone, that's the person to take it from, I suppose - and he/she does have a point. Read More... Posted Oct 16 2008, 10:10 AM by spjv840 with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: dating, sex, relationships, date machine, spjv840, Hooksexup confessions, top 5, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, high fidelity, obsess, kate moss, break up, top 5 break up scenes, letting go, chasing amy, closer

• Sex Machine: Oh Yeah, That I Did

  Yesterday I went through my list of "Never Haves" and today I'm tackling what I have done. Obviously, the list is not as long as I'd like it to be or I'm forgetting some important facts, but feel free to share your stories in the comments! With that said, I have: Read More... Posted Oct 08 2008, 08:56 AM by spjv840 with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: dating, sex, date machine, penis, anal sex, spjv840, sex machine, hot sex, greeks, jason statham, good sex, one night stands, balls, play, list, experiences

• Sex Machine: I've never...done that

  A friend and I, when we're bored at work, sometimes play a game via e-mail where we list things we've done done sexually, such as "I"ve never...been beaten by a banana while getting laid standing on my head" and she'll retort with "I've never...blown a guy while getting my asscrack licked". Things like that. It passes the time. Read More... Posted Oct 07 2008, 08:39 AM by spjv840 with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, spjv840, sex machine, food, foreplay, threesome, keira knightley, I've never, group sex, fantasy

• Sex Machine: Why Guys (Sometimes) Tend To Suck In Bed

  Since no one else seems to care if they offend others or not, here we go! There are more men who suck in the sack than there are women who suck in the sack. That is common knowledge. Why, you ask? It's simple. Men think it's perfectly fine if they just lay there while you do all the work, meanwhile if a woman were to pull the same thing we're called a "bad lay". Read More... Posted Oct 02 2008, 04:30 PM by spjv840 with | with 11 comment(s) Filed under: sex, date machine, women, men, spjv840, sex machine, oral sex, talent, mangoes, licking, peaches

• Sex Machine: Please Slap My Ass And The Top 5 Topless Movie Scenes

  Do you remember the first time you got spanked? If you're anything like me, you were around five or six years old and tried to touch something you weren't supposed to touch or did something you weren't supposed to do. For me, it was trying to touch a hot stove. I got a firm slap right on my bottom and never touched a stove again. Do you remember the last time you got spanked? If you're like me, it was last night. I did nothing wrong. I wanted to be spanked. Hard. It's not something I want every day, or every week, mind you, but every so often, goddamnit I want to be smacked good and proper on the ass. I always wonder what this says about us. Being able to admit that yes, I like to be spanked once in a while during sex and I'm proud of it - What does that say? As a child, it's punishment. Even though I can only remember being spanked that one time from childhood, I know that a lot of children had spanking as a punishment when they did something bad and there was no greater fear than that slap across your bottom. Read More... Posted Sep 30 2008, 10:05 AM by spjv840 with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: sex, Hooksexup, date machine, boobies, spjv840, sex machine, ass, breasts, angelina jolie, spanking, topless scenes, cashback, nude, gia, jennifer connelly, uma thurman, movie scenes, keely hazell, ass smacking, top 5 topless scenes, spank me