Spit or Swallow?
This has gotta be the ultimate barometer for whether or not a gal’s up for some serious partying. The funny thing is, personally I never liked the ’full swallow’. You see, when I release, I want to feel it spray in the air, but when it’s swallowed down vaccum cleaner style, the sensation feels claustrophobic. To me the ultimate is to hose down my partner in the kisser, some on the face, some in the mouth, just a beautiful Jackson Pollock free for all.
In my experience, women tend to swallow. They also like to make a big production over it as well. I don’t know how many times I’ve given warning of my imminent explosion, expecting even wanting them to just jerk me off in the air to completion, but instead sucking me off like a big gulp. After they’ve finished they look at me with the big eyes like they’re expecting a gold star or something… Hey I warned you, and I didn’t even WANT IT so stop giving me those eyes!
Like I said I’d rather release out into space, or into someone’s face. THIS however, many women do not like. Hey I don’t blame em’, I can see how it could be perceived as a ‘porn finish’ or disrespectful. Still, you can’t blame me for trying.
'Why don't you finish on my back?'
Huh?? How is that any fun? Could there be any lamer finish than the back? I mean, I don't even know who could enjoy such a thing? The only lamer finish than the back would be to accidentally shoot yourself in the face with bad aim.
Anyway, as a way of passing the rest of this Friday afternoon, I put it to you ladies…
“Spit, Swallow or face finish?”