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Posted by zeitgeisty

Spit or Swallow?

 

This has gotta be the ultimate barometer for whether or not a gal’s up for some serious partying. The funny thing is, personally I never liked the ’full swallow’. You see, when I release, I want to feel it spray in the air, but when it’s swallowed down vaccum cleaner style, the sensation feels claustrophobic. To me the ultimate is to hose down my partner in the kisser, some on the face, some in the mouth, just a beautiful Jackson Pollock free for all.

 

In my experience, women tend to swallow. They also like to make a big production over it as well. I don’t know how many times I’ve given warning of my imminent explosion, expecting even wanting them to just jerk me off in the air to completion, but instead sucking me off like a big gulp. After they’ve finished they look at me with the big eyes like they’re expecting a gold star or something… Hey I warned you, and I didn’t even WANT IT so stop giving me those eyes!

 

Like I said I’d rather release out into space, or into someone’s face. THIS however, many women do not like. Hey I don’t blame em’, I can see how it could be perceived as a ‘porn finish’ or disrespectful. Still, you can’t blame me for trying.

 

'Why don't you finish on my back?'

 

Huh?? How is that any fun? Could there be any lamer finish than the back? I mean, I don't even know who could enjoy such a thing? The only lamer finish than the back would be to accidentally shoot yourself in the face with bad aim.

 

Anyway, as a way of passing the rest of this Friday afternoon, I put it to you ladies…


 

“Spit, Swallow or face finish?”

 


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Comments

airheadgenius said:

Why haven't we got "dans la vagin" as an option? (I am assuming it's la. Or is it le?)

As mentioned before, if someone tried to bust off on my face, I'd bust their jaw. But I am ol skool like that.

March 27, 2009 3:57 PM

vix_en25 said:

I really get off on having the guy finish on my elbow. it's so hot.

March 27, 2009 3:58 PM

zeitgeisty said:

Like I said, you can't blame a guy for trying!

The elbow finish is so 2006...

March 27, 2009 4:18 PM

luciphercolors said:

Personally I like a clean finish in an open mouth, where you can see it. Though I don't really dig these chicks that do shit with the cum in their mouth once they've received... just swallow it for chrissakes!

March 27, 2009 4:56 PM

Leon said:

Well, I for one disagree with you. I'd totally give those out gold stars they're looking for--in fact, I may need to stock some sheets of those in my bedroom.

March 27, 2009 5:03 PM

vix_en25 said:

and the facial is so 2003!!!

March 27, 2009 6:16 PM

zeitgeisty said:

luc - yeah I like that shit too, good call.

Vix - 2009 is the new 2003

March 27, 2009 7:01 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

Wait, this post is recycled!!!.  Nearly anyway, with different words.  It is the blog equivalent of the mandatory money shot in porn.  Yellow card, pal.

March 28, 2009 12:20 AM

Depends said:

If I'm really into a guy I'm more likely to swallow. I would never want it sprayed on my face but on my tummy is fine. I don't mind that.

March 28, 2009 2:37 AM

E-Claire said:

Neck and Boobs. It feels naughty, and dirty. I'm quite happy with that.

March 28, 2009 10:14 AM

Jeniffer_8 said:

Are you going to be careful to NOT get in in my eyes??? I don't mind the face finish, but have been a bit leery after having a big glob end up in my eye once.  Definitely burns like hell.

March 28, 2009 11:09 AM

Toluca_86 said:

You have got to have about the most cliched sex in the history of mankind...

March 28, 2009 11:50 AM

zeitgeisty said:

E Claire - that's always a good un'.. I approve of that shit.

Jen - I think if someone's nice enough to participate, then the finisher should do his damndest to have good aim...

Toluc - cliche shmichee... What's your idea of a good time?

March 28, 2009 11:55 AM

vix_en25 said:

agree avec e-claire. neck n boobs

March 28, 2009 4:53 PM

KMA_Pyrokinetic said:

I'm looking to blind with some white slime.

March 28, 2009 8:12 PM

caryatis said:

you know, it tastes bad. That's why it's easier just to swallow than to keep it in your mouth and have to taste it.

March 29, 2009 12:41 AM

LydiaSarah said:

Zeit--a little on the face and a little in the mouth is fine, as long as a)it doesn't get in my eye (ouch!) and b) I'm the one making it happen. I don't mind someone coming on my face but the porn-style guy jacking off on a woman's face while she sits there passively with her mouth open like a baby bird is creepy to me. I need to be in charge of the process.

AHG--It is "le vagin". It's a masculine noun. I know, go figure...

March 30, 2009 5:36 PM

LydiaSarah said:

Also, those women who swallow despite your warnings probably think you're warning them to be polite and mindful of the possibility that they might not like cum in their mouth.  They probably don't guess that you'd actually prefer to come outside their mouth. And why should they. Judging from your recent posts, you seem to be a big advocate of people taking responsibility for their own needs and pleasure (which I can't disagree with). So if you want to channel Jackson Pollock, why not just speak up about it?

March 30, 2009 7:21 PM

zeitgeisty said:

point taken! You're absolutely right...

March 30, 2009 9:59 PM

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