[$179.39, Supermarket]
Is it too early in the morning for dildos?
Good.
Because I want to know: When did it become okay to charge top dollar for something that can't even do the work for you!?
Ah, but the Milkmaid is no ordinary dildo. Designed by Studio Oooms, this ceramic rendering of malehood is was inspired by high art — namely, Vermeer's "Het Melkmeisje" (The Milkmaid). Both Supermarket and NotCot point out the obvious: This is not your typical souvenir.
(I should say not. Who would I give this to? My mother? The best friend who always brings me back rock candy from down the shore?)