[$54, Alessi]
It's never good to be offered wine and then realize that there is no corkscrew to be found and then go looking through your hosts' kitchen drawers until you find a knife so that you can try getting the cork out that way. Because then people think you're an alcoholic.
People might also think you're an alcoholic if you carry your own corkscrew around, but if the corkscrew is this cute, those same people might also be charmed.
Alessi likes to have fun with their corkscrews in general, and they have selections in the shapes of Anna G., Alessandro Mendini and, as seen above, parrots.