The biggest question I have about this item is: What is my real butler going to think about it? Just kidding, I totally have a maid.
For those of you who don’t live in mansions*, this may be the perfect solution to cut out the blaring pain of your regular alarm clock. The Butler Alarm Clock gently wakes you by first letting loose a bird song (you know, just like a regular butler?), and then saying, “Good Morning Sir, I’m so sorry to disturb you Sir, but it appears to be morning.” It also comes in a “madam” variety, and knows 150 other messages.
The product page didn’t have a list of any others, but I’ll assume they’re something like:
“Terribly sorry sir, but some orphans have come by looking for donations, shall I release the dogs?”
“Pardon me, sir, but it seems that the Great Depression has occurred, and you are now a penniless pauper.”
“Sir, there seems to be a body in your bowling alley. Shall I inform the police?**”
By the way, because it took me a little while to figure out from looking at the picture… You’re just getting the clock, not the little butler standing next to it.
[$135, Bim Bam Banana]
*Steph.
**It was a real toss-up between the above phrase, and “Sir, your father was not murdered by Spider-Man, he was killed by his own Goblin Glider.” I decided to go for the more current reference.
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