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Robot Wars

Posted by Steph Auteri

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That's Gizmo (on the left). He's adorable.

But sometimes, in the dark of the night, I think it might be cool to have a robot friend too. Because, well, I'm still of the mind that if I actually own a robot...then obviously, hover cars are right around the corner.

A look at some of the robots I've considered:

  

 

[$4.95, Educational Innovations] 

This little guy is a dance machine. Literally! (Oh yes I did.) And so am I! Not literally! We could dance together to Pulp and the Beatards! 

 

 

[$199, Target] 

Because I'm lazy. 

 

 

 

[$49.99, ThinkGeek] 

Because my bed is too comfortable for its own good, and the DangerBomb Clock stresses me out. 

 

 

 

[$309.99, ThinkGeek] 

 Because I really liked the first Jurassic Park movie and this thing is just about alive and maybe it could be friends with my cats! I'm really just hella curious, as well, as to how my cats would respond to this thing.

  

[$49.99, Target] 

Okay, actually? This is the robot dinosaur my husband tried to convince me to buy him for xmas. I thought about it. I really did. But with a length of 32 inches, and a height of 10 inches, where in heck were we supposed to store that in our one-bedroom!? I mean, the slow cooker is still sitting on the floor in front of the hall closet! Plus, I know that the hubby only wants to use it to terrorize the cats.

 


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Posted Mar 28 2008, 03:30 PM
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Mike Auteri said:

I totally voted for the T-Rex...

March 31, 2008 12:40 PM

About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, https://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site https://www.stephiswrite.com, and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page.

Diana Vilibert is a freelance writer, among other things. Born in Lithuania, she now lives in New Jersey, where she doesn't have to walk to work ten miles in the snow, barefoot, uphill both ways. Diana cannot afford most of the products she writes about because she buys too many pairs of heels to make up for her shoeless childhood. She's written for MarieClaire.com, Janemag.com, and CosmoGIRL!.

Shaun Seneviratne is a dude just like anyone else. Just your average guy that raps Bone Thugs-n-Harmony to strangers on the subway at 4 a.m., doesn't chew his food because he believes it's a waste of time, and sleeps next to a scale replica of the Ghostbusters headquarters. He can rest easy knowing Egon, Peter, Ray, and Winston have his back. He currently lives in northern New Jersey, plays bass in Rapid Cities, and recently started a tumblr.

Laureen Mahler is a writer and editor who lives in California, where the sun never sets and everyone rollerskates to work. She coedits Beeswax Magazine and spends the remainder of her time as a freelance writer and letterpresser. She truly believes that someday she will master the ultimate multitask of blogging while letterpressing, though that might mean that she'll need a second pair of arms.

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