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Top Two Needs for a Sick Day

Posted by Alex Zalben


I have a ginormous cold today*, which comes from the rapid changes back and forth in the weather. I can deal with consistent cold, consistent hot, or consistent… Medium? I dunknow. But for some reason, you rapidly fluctuate the temperature, and my body breaks faster than stone in a similar circumstance.

With the recent, terrifying revelation that AirBorne does absolutely nothing to help prevent colds, I’ve had to go back to my old ways of healing a cold. Tissues, chicken soup, a warm blanket, blah, blah, blah... What about the really important stuff?

1. A Big Mug



I drink a ridiculous amount of tea when I’m sick, and an enormous amount of liquids constantly anyway. So a dinky mug isn’t what I want… I want something that will hold more than a simple mugful. Now, I’m not saying there’s a particular reason I love this Eleanor Roosevelt quote mug other than the size. It’s not like the quote resonates for me particularly. But it’s definitely my favorite mug, because it’s like a mug of tea, and a half.

[$11, FridgeDoor]

2. A Terrible Movie



When I’m sick, I’d really rather not use my brain. In fact, I’d rather just have loud, flashy stuff happen in a ridiculous manner. And if that’s what you want, then Transporter and Transporter 2 are your movies. Luckily, they’re now available in one ridiculous collection. Hooray!

[$26, Amazon]

So, what are your needs when you have a sick day, Materialistas? 

*Me not pictured. 


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Posted Mar 31 2008, 10:00 AM
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Wendy Atterberry is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. You can often find her at some karaoke dive bar singing her repertoire, which includes "Midnight Train to Georgia," "Daniel," and most recently, "Sweet Dreams." Don't expect her to always hit the right notes. She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

Steph Auteri is a freelance just-about-everything, with a special fondness for home goods she can't afford. She has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press and Hooksexup. She runs the blog selfhelpme.net, and her work can be found at stephiswrite.com.

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