Five signs you might be a crazy cat lady:
- The ratio of cats to people in your home is greater than 1:1
- Your cats have email addresses and regularly write updates and send photos to your friends and families
- You refer to your cats as the "grandcats" when talking to your parents, as in "Do you want to talk to the grandcats?" (which you say before you hand one of the cats the phone...)
- You have a cat voice you adopt whenever a cat is within a one mile radius of you (you know what I'm talking about...)
- Cat hair...everywhere!
If 3 or more of these signs fit you*, you may need one of these:
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* and if all five signs fit you, well, welcome to my world.