I don’t think there’s a human being alive who isn’t a fan of the Spork. You can get into an argument about whether it’s called a Spork or a Foon*, but end of the day, everybody loves a fork that’s also a spoon.
There’s also a large fanbase for the Spraw, or spoon straw, the kind you get at 7-11 for eating that last little bit of Slurpee. I’m not personally a fan, as it has a tendency to cut up my lips (I’m a messy drinker, what can I say?). This post, however, is about neither the Spork nor the Spraw, but an entirely new entity, called the Knork.
Hey, I used to watch that show, you say! Knork was from Ork! Incorrect, pitiful human. The Knork is, in fact, a new piece of silverware that combines a Knife with a Fork.
As legend goes, the creator of the Knork was eating pizza with a fork, and thought about how difficult it was to cut and eat. Hence the Knork was born… Okay, I’m going to stop right here. Pizza? With a fork? Really? What was he, retarded?
Sorry, sorry. New York prejudice creeping through. I’m sure he was eating the fake crap they call Pizza out West, or something. SORRY AGAIN.
In any case, the Knork comes in several different varieties, including a place knork, a salad knork, and a teaspoon… knork. All of them are made of stainless steel, but with every order of a knork, you’ll get a 24 piece plastic-ware knork set.
Knork!
[$22 per 4 piece set, Knork.com]
*I pity the Foon.