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What's the Use? A Contest

Posted by Wendy Atterberry

 

Much like yesterday's needle case, this post asks you "what's the use of this product?". First person to leave a correct guess in the comment section wins a $15 credit to Amazon. I'll update with pricing and a link after someone guesses correctly.

[$17.99, Perpetual Kid] 


+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT
Posted Apr 03 2008, 04:00 PM
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Denita said:

It is a trivet.  Let him hold up that hot pot of spaghetti water all by himself...spaghetti water being just about the only reason I have a hot pot in my kitchen.  For me, he'd need to hold up that take home box...he would be smashed under the weight of grease and fat and cheese that the box holds.

April 3, 2008 4:09 PM

Allison said:

A pot holder?

April 3, 2008 4:59 PM

Adam Dachis said:

I have no intention of actually guessing correctly here but just for fun...

- It could be a really bad coaster, or coaster holder

- Or a candle holder

- You could stick a pen in his (I'm assuming it's a guy, though we've got no evidence) mouth and it could be a pen holder

- He's a coat hanger, and the screw (for the wall) goes through his mouth

I can't think of anything else.

April 3, 2008 5:03 PM

Nicole said:

A cord manager?

April 3, 2008 5:18 PM

Wendy Atterberry said:

Yes, it's a trivet — Denita is correct, though Adam had some awesomely creative ideas. I think next time the ccontest will be for most creative suggestion, so keep an eye out!

Denita, email your email address to [email protected] and I'll get your Amazon gift credit to you.

April 3, 2008 5:20 PM

About Wendy Atterberry

Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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Wendy Atterberry is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. You can often find her at some karaoke dive bar singing her repertoire, which includes "Midnight Train to Georgia," "Daniel," and most recently, "Sweet Dreams." Don't expect her to always hit the right notes. She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

Steph Auteri is a freelance just-about-everything, with a special fondness for home goods she can't afford. She has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press and Hooksexup. She runs the blog selfhelpme.net, and her work can be found at stephiswrite.com.

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