I believe there are two types of people in this world:
- Those who put ketchup on eggs
- Those who do not
I happen to fall into the latter category. My boyfriend, on the other hand, falls into the former, which makes us, I'm afraid, fundamentally different. Somehow, though, we've managed to make things work. For almost two years! Barring anything dramatic happening between now and Monday, it will be exactly two years, actually — Monday being the anniversary of our first date. It was a blind date, and all I can say is, thank God, it wasn't a brunch date, because if it'd been a brunch date and he'd ordered eggs upon which he'd have dumped some ketchup? Well, I'm not so sure we would have lasted two hours, let alone two years.
People, ketchup is for hotdogs, burgers and french fries. That's it! And as a general rule of thumb, I'd like to suggest that if this adorable mini-picnic table condiment holder isn't appropriate for the meal you are eating, then neither is ketchup!! But you know, if you can help it, don't let the ketchup on eggs thing be a deal-breaker. You never know what kind of endearing, sweet person may be hiding behind such a nasty habit...
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