Every job has its low points. Even when you’re working a high-powered blogging job for Hooksexup, jet-setting to locations all across the globe to track down the best and rarest gadgets for a slavering audience hung on your every word, you need a little pick-me-up. Some of us reach for coffee. Some of us reach for… other substances*. But there’s only one thing that can make you feel invincible…
A Super Mario Singing Glow Star! If you’re feeling down, and troubled, and you need a helping hand, all you have to do is press the back of the star. It’ll start to pulse, and play the Invincibility song from Super Mario Bros. Naturally, this will only last a short time, as the ability to destroy your enemies merely by running through them was not meant to be held by man for longer than thirty seconds. But since it’s your star, you can press it as many times as you want.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, Hooksexup has me on the early flight to Sri Lanka… I hear there’s an ancient monastery that makes a very funny looking USB watch, or something.
[$18, Think Geek]
*Chocolate. Duh.