This is, I swear to god, a one hundred percent completely real book. That is almost two hundred pages long. Seriously. No, I’m not joking. Really.
I think there’s a certain amount of skill that has to be involved in writing a one hundred ninety two page book all about how to have sex in the woods, which is, you know, one of the first things mankind figured out how to do after crawling out of the Primordial Muck. Since it is such a simple activity, you have to think a LOT about how to stretch this instruction manual into a book length form. Heck, I’d be hard pressed to write “How To Have Sex In The Woods” as a half-page pamphlet:
- Go To The Woods.
- Have Sex.
There, see? I couldn’t even write two complete sentences. So congrats to Luann Colombo for doing the unthinkable. It should also be noted that the Amazon page has twelve customer reviews from people who have actually read the book, with an average review of four stars. Though, that being said, most of the reviews are like A. Schwab’s four-star review:
“No real information here. I guess that says a lot about my lifestyle and love for nature. A good read to just give opportunity for reflection upon current practices and maybe even some ideas.”
Really? Four stars, A. Schwab? That was a four star review? I wonder what would get five stars from you.
Anyway.
[$9, Amazon]
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