Things That Are Super-Important to Me on Vacation:
1) Having fun.
2) Getting sun.
3) Not having to run.
4) Eating a bun (hamburger on a bun, I mean).
5) Staying up late.
6) Feeling great.
7) Not watching my weight.
Thank goodness, then, for Magellan’s Travel Scale, a machine created by the devil himself to be a portable reminder of just how fat you are! Look, I understand that diet is important, and it’s good to keep track of your weight, etc., etc. But the last thing I want to do is worry about what I weigh while I’m off somewhere, trying to have fun.
Granted: I feel the same way about my diabetes. It’s a vacation! I don’t need to watch my blood sugar level on vacation.
Kidding.
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