Here's a funny story for you guys: I was going to post up about this gift soap design concept, and be all cheeky, saying something about how, "it's nice to get a little surprise when you're soaping up," or something. But in the process of looking for a saucy picture for the post, I found something that actually is really dirty, while still getting you clean:
Vibrating bars of soap. No joke.
[$5, Massage Soap]
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