When I say that the "sucking chest wound bear" on the front of this Babysitter Survival Kit is the least shocking part of it, I hope you'll believe me. If not, check out what's inside:
Yup, that's Good Luck Bear Modular Armored Vest. The second item is a chart to determine what kind of ammo you've just been shot with.
Yipes. I'm beginning to suspect this isn't a Babysitter First Aid Kit, after all...
[$513, Glambo]
[Via Nerd Approved]