Yep, still iPhone-less. And still bitter. No biggie. I’ll spend my iMoolah on a 3G toilet instead.
Just back from Taiwan where I had my first encounter with a fully automated toilet seat, mfd by Japan behemoth Toto.
The US facsimile of my instant Taiwanese friend is the Washlet S300.
You just tell it your business – 1 or 2 – and it does the rest. The Washlet controls not only the seat, but the toilet too. It handles everything – aerates, rinses your plumbing (from two different angles) and flushes. It’ll even heat the seat for you. And lower the seat. Divorce rates to plummet.
Toto sells them here in the US. In various configurations. I just checked the Apps store at iPhone.com. No iJohn yet. The iPhone is a colossal failure.
[$1,299, totousa.com]