While searching for bear items to keep the extraordinarily popular "Inexplicable Bear Day" meme going, I came across the above Beaker. Now, while I would probably pay a quarter for it, tops, at a stoop sale, it is, without a doubt*, the most expensive item we will ever post on this blog:
It's a million dollars. Because it used to be owned by George Washington. I have no idea why it came up on a search for bears.
[$1000000, Vendio]
*Until the next item.