Things people do when they get dumped:
- Get their things back from the evil ex
- Hide all photos and traces of the evil ex
- Except that one trinket or one picture they will keep out to torment and torture themselves for months
- Eat lots of ice cream
- Or, is that just me?
- Binge drink
- Two words: rebound sex
- Work out a ton, get a haircut, buy new clothes and then strategically run into evil ex and give that old, "your loss" look
- Break up their vase:
10. If they can't be happy and in love, NO ONE CAN!
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