No, really. They're literally screaming.
This horrifying ashtray screams and coughs when your cigarette is sitting in it. No smoker would ever want this, and if you give it as a passive-aggressive gift to your smoking significant other, they will hate your guts. Do what you will with this information. I'm only the messenger.
[$10.99, Perpetual Kid]
[Via Crave]
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