This is Terry, The Swearing Turtle. Can you guess what he does? In case you can't figure it out, here's a NSFW video of Terry in action:
Two thoughts: 1) He's a cute turtle; 2) This stuff wasn't funny when Billy the Big Mouth Bass was everywhere, so it's certainly not now.
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