Pretty unassuming pair of Nike sneakers, right?
Hmmm, odd that there is only one shoe in the box.
Oh, that's because it's not a shoe, it's a. . .
Robot in disguse! The Transformers must've watched Just for Kicks before leaving from their home planet for Earth. These shoes came out last year but can still be copped on eBay.
Here's Megatron:
[$85 - $200, eBay]
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