Can someone explain to me why the cleaver gets such a bad rap? Sure, it's been protrayed as an instrument of terror in more than a few horror movies, but blood and guts aside, the cleaver is a finely tuned kitchen utensil.
And whether you're shopping for chef or serial killer this Valentine's Day, these customized cleavers are the perfect(ly creepy) gift. More designs after the jump:
[$25, Elizabeth McGrath]
Customize a cleaver with a name, message, or design, and it'll arrive in its own unique gift box. And if your valentine doesn't like it, you can chop 'em to bits. That was meant metaphorically of course.
[via Boing Boing]
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