Today's unseasonably warm weather has led me to thoughts of swimwear.
Completely wholesome thoughts, of course:
[$62.30-$76.30, WholesomeWear]
WholesomeWear's WaterWear is designed to "highlight the face, rather than the body," and even includes an undergarment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye upward. The spandex undergarment is then covered by a Taslan outer garment. The outer garment is then covered by amagical force field that ensures that no one will ever touch you.
Thanks to Hooksexup intern Billy for the tip!
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