It's finally happened. Michael Jackson is opening the gates to Neverland Ranch and putting his titillating treasure trove of celebrity stuff on the auction block. Over 2,000 Neverland items will be auctioned off in April through Julien's of Beverly Hills (including those golden gates, btw).
Here's a peek at the curiosities that will be up for grabs:
The robotic head from Moonwalker. Yes, Moonwalker. Am I the only one who's seen this pinnacle of late eighties cinema?
Edward Scissorhands' scissored hands. Hey, if Johnny Depp touched them, I'm willing to put two hundred American dollars on those puppies.
The white glove. It simply doesn't need any additional explanation.
A golf cart with an airbrushed painting of Michael as Peter Pan. Wait, what?
[$100, Julien's Auctions]
And just in case you can't afford any of the actual stuff, the compiled auction items in commemorative book form. Sort of a let-down though, don't you think?
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