I think I'm starting to reach my Swarovski overload level again. This... Thing... Isn't even well done, honestly. It looks like the crystals were stuck on there with a glue stick. Anyway, you know how this works. Guess how much it is. Nope, higher:
[£13,825, Pocket-Lint]
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