Just when you thought it might be safe to explore ironic flash drives, someone had to go and invent the USB tampon. And guess what? It gets worse:
[Available soon, Meninos]
The USB tampon comes in three sizes of data "flow": regular, super, and ultra.
I think a little part of me just curled up and died inside.
[via Shiny Shiny]
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