Sure a lollipop for one is pretty sexy, but what about a lollipop made for two? Now that's sexy, seductive, and efficient:
[Bijoux Indiscrets]
Spanish company Bijoux Indiscrets (named after Denis Diderot's 18th Century novel) is new on the products for lovers scene, but they've already scored big points with these two-sided suckers. Do I smell a test drive? Something along the lines of "how many licks does it take to get to the kiss?"
The only tricky part is finding where to buy their stuff; your best bet is to send them an email for a list of nearby retailers.
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