As much as this photo makes me feel all, um funny...down there...this wasn't quite what I meant.
But you can still have the shower you've been wishing for:
...especially if you have the Wishy Washy, a magic lamp-shaped soap from SUCK UK.
Related: Test Drive: Flying Wish Paper, Make a Wish, Lather, Rinse, Reload, Sperm on a Rope, Wash Away Your Sins