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Is That a Flashlight in Your Crotch, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Posted by Laureen Mahler

 

[$45, Playazon]

There are a couple of things wrong with this picture. Can you guess what they are? Let's see...

1) This person has decidedly neon-colored pubic hair. That can't be natural.
2) There appears to be a lighting contraption attached to that pubic hair.
3) This faux pubic hair/flashlight contraption is actually for sale:

This crotch flashlight is the real deal, and it features tri-bulb LED lighting, two blinking functions that the manufacturer describes as "lure modes," and a pivoting lamp head. Also included are two faux pubic hair pieces ("anatomical pink" and "arctic white"), plus five pieces of body tape for maximum adherence and three AAA batteries. Whew. 

So why in the world would you want a crotch flashlight? I can think of a few good reasons, but Playazon is actually a purveyor of products for Burning Man. That said, there's no rule against ordering one for personal purposes, even if you don't plan on visiting Black Rock City.  

[via Nerd Approved]

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lawstonfound said:

Playazon is actually a FAUX purveyor of products for Burning Man. Probably launch their site 12 days ago. Get it?

April 13, 2009 8:11 PM

Laureen Mahler said:

Pretty sure they're the real deal. I just added five of these Merkin lights to my virtual cart. To buy or not to buy. That is the question...

April 13, 2009 10:29 PM

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Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

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Shaun Seneviratne is a dude just like anyone else. Just your average guy that raps Bone Thugs-n-Harmony to strangers on the subway at 4 a.m., doesn't chew his food because he believes it's a waste of time, and sleeps next to a scale replica of the Ghostbusters headquarters. He can rest easy knowing Egon, Peter, Ray, and Winston have his back. He currently lives in northern New Jersey, plays bass in Rapid Cities, and recently started a tumblr.

Laureen Mahler is a writer and editor who lives in California, where the sun never sets and everyone rollerskates to work. She coedits Beeswax Magazine and spends the remainder of her time as a freelance writer and letterpresser. She truly believes that someday she will master the ultimate multitask of blogging while letterpressing, though that might mean that she'll need a second pair of arms.

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