[$45, Playazon]
There are a couple of things wrong with this picture. Can you guess what they are? Let's see...
1) This person has decidedly neon-colored pubic hair. That can't be natural.
2) There appears to be a lighting contraption attached to that pubic hair.
3) This faux pubic hair/flashlight contraption is actually for sale:
This crotch flashlight is the real deal, and it features tri-bulb LED lighting, two blinking functions that the manufacturer describes as "lure modes," and a pivoting lamp head. Also included are two faux pubic hair pieces ("anatomical pink" and "arctic white"), plus five pieces of body tape for maximum adherence and three AAA batteries. Whew.
So why in the world would you want a crotch flashlight? I can think of a few good reasons, but Playazon is actually a purveyor of products for Burning Man. That said, there's no rule against ordering one for personal purposes, even if you don't plan on visiting Black Rock City.
[via Nerd Approved]
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