I remember back in sixth grade, when I had a gigantic JanSport backpack that my mom got on sale because it was the most hideous Pepto-Bismol color of pink that anyone has ever laid eyes on. So I wore this backpack to school and was made fun of every day for that entire year, but after I while I didn't care at all because that backpack was awesome. It could hold anything, it took more than its share of abuse, and it never broke.
Take that backpack, give it a sexy older brother who goes to grad school and listens to Queens of the Stone Age, and you've got this backpack:
The Burton Liquid Lounger backpack has everything you need for a party on the go: bottle opener zipper, insulated cooler section sized for a 36-pack, bar towel, flask, dice, beer cozies, and ping pong balls.
Amazing, huh? Well, take a breath; the list of features doesn't stop there. It also has self-draining ice storage, stereo speakers with an auxiliary input, and a padded laptop pocket.
So basically this backpack is cooler than I am. Ouch.
[$168, Urban Outfitters]
[via Cool Material]
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