The MM Interview is a feature where I talk to people I like about stuff they love. This week, I'm talking to Geoff Haggerty, a writer for the Onion News Network who, for a very long time, had a teeny tiny bed:
MM: Okay, let's kick this off... You didn't have a bed for a while? Or what's the deal?
GH: Oh, no, I had a bed. It was a tiny twin mattress with boxspring that came from somewhere within the Haggerty family's store of hand-me-down furniture. It was actually better than the bed I grew up in, which was just a wooden platform with an old beat up mattress on top. It wasn't until very recently that I realized you were allowed to be comfortable when you slept.
MM: So what spurred you on to purchase an actual, adult, real person bed?
Find out the answer to this, and other burning questions, after the jump...
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