Okay, people, are you ready for this? Charlie Sheen apparently had a real doll. It cost $6,000 and was dressed like a cheerleader. When he eventually got embarrassed by it, he took a meat cleaver, chopped it up, and disposed of it in a Dumpster. Which is, come to think of it, exactly what we’d like to do to Two and Half Men. Now, we haven’t seen Lars and the Real Girl yet, but we’re assuming this isn’t how it ends.