October 27 is Thrill the World, an attempt to stage the largest-ever production of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” for the Guiness Book of World Records. Boy, we hope the prisons are reading Scanner today! As it turns out, we already know the routine to “Thriller,” but we performed it approximately four months and 23 years too early, in a suburban bedroom in Dallas, for an audience of adorable teddy bears. Damn. We’ve always been ahead of our time. (via Yes But No But Yes)