We just found the perfect Christmas present for Scanner Sarah at Nerd Approved. We don't know what this apron says, or why it exists, and we think it might be made of flammable material, but look, it's an apron with inflateable tits on it! An extra set of tits is exactly what we learned Scanner Sarah wanted for Christmas when we snuck a look at her letter to Santa. It's like God heard her prayers and sent this link right to us.