How do you like them freedom fries? French president Nicolas Sarkozy splits with his wife Cecilia, pronounces “the” like “zee,” also seems full of anguish and regret.
A comeback we can get behind: The Rubik’s Cube has new generation of fans, who will now play with it for years until discovering they can just rearrange the stickers.
Nice detective work, Thai police: Pedophilia suspect arrested in Thailand."Bingo! We've got him," police Maj. Gen. Wimol Powintara told The Associated Press.
Worst fucking news of the week: Short people have a chip on their shoulder which makes them unhealthy. But also, we have a parrot on our shoulder.