So a barmaid in Australia was fined for crushing beer cans between her breasts. Hold up, she was fined for this Herculean feat? Is it opposite day, people? Did you walk to work on a cloud? Are the rivers running upstream? Is our cat NOT the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen in your life? This woman should be rewarded for such a task. She should be honored. In the third installment of Elizabeth, not yet in theaters, you will see that crushing beer cans between her tits is how the virgin queen became a legend.