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  • Is That Dog Collar a Vera Wang?

    A man in India has married a female dog as an act of atonement for stoning two dogs. Well, that’s one way to swing things. Another might be to stop stoning dogs. Another might be to, like, volunteer with PETA. But sure, to each his own, marry the dog and see how that works. Whatever. You will be glad to know the couple is currently headed to a four-star kennel, where they plan to spend a long, romantic weekend sniffing each other’s asses. (Thanks to Kim)


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  • Beer-Crushing Breasts Get No Respect

    So a barmaid in Australia was fined for crushing beer cans between her breasts. Hold up, she was fined for this Herculean feat? Is it opposite day, people? Did you walk to work on a cloud? Are the rivers running upstream? Is our cat NOT the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen in your life? This woman should be rewarded for such a task. She should be honored. In the third installment of Elizabeth, not yet in theaters, you will see that crushing beer cans between her tits is how the virgin queen became a legend.


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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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