Dude. DUDE!! What the fuck is going on?! We opened the Internet this morning and what did we see? Washington State Representative Richard Curtis has resigned following police reports that a man he'd had sex with was blackmailing him. Of course, Curtis has voted against gay rights in the past. What is in the Congressional water? Why is this happening? Guess it's just life, right? People have gay sex, feel ashamed, and cover it up by voting against gay marriage. Good plan! Deny rights to those who bother to come out at their jobs and with their families while you go ahead and scrounge for men to give you blow jobs in adult bookstores and airport bathrooms. How ridiculous! We'd like to see Richard Simmons give these Congressmen some high kicks to the face.