It's time to start planning next year's Halloween costume and this website of Nineteenth Century mustaches will be a great place to kick things off. Don't listen to the haters, it's never too early to grow a Faceshelf or an Overhand Twist for your Boris costume. Here at Scanner we are HUGE fans of the mustache. Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Robert Goulet (sniffle), we love them all. While others say it's campy or even creepy, we celebrate upper-lip hair in verse and song, and with the occasional gala event. Nicole loves mustaches so much she grew one herself once back in 2004. What a great time, until the chin hair started to come in and ruined all the fun. Because chin hair on twenty-something women is just gross.