Want to be attacked by a dog? Just buy a delightfully humiliating Puppoose, and watch the fur fly. Excuse us for saying so, but this carrier is whack. Of course, we'd love to take our dogs everywhere with us, hanging from our upper bodies like giant breathing necklaces [Ed. note: We would?], but sometimes, you've got to put the dog in the yard and head to the dentist alone. Don't worry, you can still make the pup into a representation of your personal style, just drop him off at this pig's tattoo artist next time you need to get a passport photo taken or buy a pair of capri pants. A full-back piece featuring the Star Wars characters is exactly what Muffy needs to complete your - we mean - her look.