Lights! Camera! Time to play a sex-crazed, uninsured political activist opposite Jake Gyllenhaal! Rumor has it Jessica and Jake are going to star in the political satire Nailed about a secretary who gets a nail shot into her head and devlops "wild sexual urges." Yeah, no comment on the weirdness of that concept. Honestly, we heard "Jessica Biel," "wild sexual urges" and we brought the news straight to you without asking too many questions. We drove it here in an ambulance, with the sirens blaring, like it's some kind of emergency situation.